Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sight-seeing at the crossroads

My plans for Monday's sight-seeing in Singapore:
  • Chinese Garden
  • Botanic Gardens
  • Spotlight shop to buy wool and knitting needles
Where I ended up going on Monday's sight-seeing day in Singapore:
  • Spotlight
  • Carrefour
I should have known that Carrefour would overwhelm me.  It is a French hypermarket - like a cross between the most enormous Coles and Target you can imagine.  The one I went to in Toulouse had 50 cash registers.  I'm not exaggerating - they were numbered.  To put this into perspective, however, my host mother said she liked this particular store as it was "cozy".  Perhaps not the word I would have used to describe it.

Anyway, so I walked in thinking I would like to get some nice cheese to bring back to the 'desh.  There were two whole aisles of cheese, plus a service section where they'd cut you a piece from a huge block.  I was walking around in a state of shock, not knowing where to even start to look.  After being in Bangladesh for 5 months, it all felt so ridiculous and exorbitant.  A concerned English woman with a baby in a pram approached me.  Obviously my appearance (somewhere between looking incredibly stoned or incredibly tired) had worried her.

Her: Are you alright?

Me: Yes - it's just that I've been in Bangladesh for 5 months and all this cheese is overwhelming. I get excited when I find cheddar over there!

Her: Oh right. I suppose it is a good range. But even in Singapore it's almost impossible to find shaved ham.

Me (desperately trying to keep a straight face): Oh. Really. That's... Yes. Well. Good luck with it then.

Oh the hardship!  How does she do it?  How can anyone possibly survive in a country with no shaved ham?  I can tell you, it nearly brought tears to my eyes to think of this woman - and her poor family! - trying to make do with sliced ham.

Suffering from a severe case of sensory overload, I had to leave (after making a selection of 6 different cheeses) and go home for a little rest.

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